Respuesta :

1: You're such a nerd.
2: I prefer the term "Intellectual Badass."

Person you hate: Roses are red

You: Violets are blue

Person you hate: Onions smell

You: And so do you

You drop the mic.

Everyone watching goes crazy!

Another comeback:

If someone tells you that your joke isn’t funny say, “You’re right it’s hilarious.”